Hey, geeks have to get girls too! Here's a list of some of the best chat-up lines me, my friends and other people have told me.
- I'm more penetrating than gamma radiation.
- Baby, you overheat my drives.
- I'd corrupt her files!
- I'd do you like homework, on the table all night long.
- You must be exothermic, because you're hot!
- You must be -eiπ because you're the 1.
- You're more perfect than 8128.
- Our love would be tan(90), because it's undefined.
- You'd be sin(30) and I'd be cos(60), together we'll be whole.
- Let me integrate you, so I can find the area under your curves.
- I know π to 100 digits, but there's room in my head for 11 more.
- Just the 10 of us can survive together.
- You must be √2 because you make me irrational.
- I do it periodically on the table.
After those ridiculous one liners; some of which were used by friends of mine, the scary part? They worked. I hoped they gave you a chuckle and if not some good material. Feel free to add your own.